I have to give kudos to my friend Tiff for the inspiration on this one. She did it so well, I had to give it my spin. So for those folks waiting for part 3 of my Australian romp, be patient, I'll have it out soon. I have to find a gentle way of putting things without going all Hustler on you. Yeah, it gets really graphic from here on and I don't like to treat any woman with disrespect so I am taking my time to tell the rest of the story and still leave her with her dignity intact. Likewise, I will never discuss any sexual escapades regarding any woman I was married to or maybe married to. Don't ask, I won't do it. So if we are dating and we break up, you could be the next episode on my blog and they said Libra's don't know how to have fun. So lets get back to this little thing I do all so well. Uh huh, yeah you thought I was gonna go there. Get your mind out of the gutter for a moment and enjoy some clean fun. Well, about as clean as I can keep it.
Feb 18, 1958 to Feb 7, 1959
Dog people are loyal and honest and obedient, guardians of the house at night.
Hmmm, except I lost my leash. But if marriage is bondage, chain me to the bedpost baby!
They can be counted on to keep secrets and for always doing the right thing.
I'm not telling a soul and I always try to be fair, balanced and impartial.
They can be emotionally distant and do not mix well in social gatherings where they are often seen as wallflowers.
Now this is a stretch. I don't do parties but I sure ain't no wallflower. I do prefer smaller venues thank you.
They do better with one-on-one relationships and find happiness in the happiness they bring to others, such as finding the most perfect gifts for their friends.
Now were talkin, I think I established that in a couple of my earlier blogs.
While it is true that they have sharp tongues and are a bit stubborn and eccentric, in a work situation they tend to work very well with other people.
My motto baby, don't push me and I won't push you unless of course, well I think you figured that one out.
What is more, they always seem to have money and make excellent leaders. Because of their high moral stance, they are inspiring beyond measure.
and I don't have to flaunt it, OK, Dong-luh mah?
Sizzling Rice Soup and Chinese Cabbage are among the keys to good health!!
I make one mean cabbage soup and I love kimchee and sauerkraut. I've laid off the rice for now. Trying to drop a few pounds.
The Earth Dog is well grounded, both feet solidly on the ground.
Unless I'm taking a piss, get my drift!
Perfectionists at heart, they see that projects have a beginning and an end, and all they have to do is see things all the way through.
I wouldn't be a project manager without it. They got this dead on.
A driving force propels their lives and they know they must never waver in reaching their goals, whether it's dealing with people, daily projects, or sailing around the world.
Mawah? I think they meant scotch and women.
Earth Dogs are brimming with confidence and are always finding four-leaf clovers. Luck happens!
So does shit but you won't see me plucking four-leaf clovers from it. I have hit the lottery a couple of times.
In the Love Arena, they take a somewhat lackadaisical approach; i.e., love is no big deal, it's just a natural part of life. If it happens, fine, but no great enthusiasm is lost here.
Don't look for any wisdom here, they got me nailed on this one. You either love me or you don't but I don't care to be jerked around. Come with some game or go home to momma. I'm in it to win and you can be part of solution but your not gonna be a problem. If your with me I will treat you like a queen should be treated. Dong-luh mah?
The best person for the Earth Dog is a strongly independent someone who relishes freedom and has an identity apart from the relationship.
I couldn't ask for a more perfect woman. Damn, this is hitting close to the mark.
When the Earth Dog and their mate do come together, it will be beautiful.
Bing bada bing baby, lets make some sexy music and howl at the moon. Ain't no need for viagra here. I got it naturally and it shows. I am ready to get all Austin Powers on ya. Yeah baby...
Famous Dog People: Chiang Chin-Kuo, Zhou En-Lai, Lee Teng-Hui, Benjamin Franklin, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley,Jacques Cousteau, King Carl XVI Gustaf, Yitzhak Rabin, Golda Meir, Mother Teresa, Jane Goodall, Prime Minister Jean Chrétien
Short of Michael and the monkey woman, I think I'm in good company. Well I'll take that back just Michael.
So, a bit of self mock but I think they hit the mark for most of it. Once again, thanks Tiff for the inspiration. Your a sweet heart darlin.